Romeo’s Restaurant Menu
Come enjoy the fragrance and scenic view of Swine Lake from my rooftop terrace. It’s a cud-chewer’s paradise.
If you’re an herbivore, you can come on in. Carnivores stay away…you might eat us. You can get anything at Romeo’s Restaurant.
Appetizers
Pine needles
Assorted leaves – choice of oak, willow, pine, and cedar
Tough, fresh grass
Entrees
Hay
Wheat – whole or ground
Mixed grains – wheat, barley, bran, with a sprinkling of tasty minerals
Desserts
Cud.
Banana peels
Try my place once… I’m sure you’ll be Baaaaack!
